by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.
by The Colonel November 09, 2005
To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Uneven ripples on waves (similar to a boat wake) typically caused by angled backwash during an ebbing tide. These ripples warp the wave and create an unsteady, wobbly ride (warp + wobbbly = warbly).
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
The jamming of one's thumb into the deck of a surfboard - caused by extremely hard surf wax being applied to the board on a cold morning and then catching on the existing wax.
Dude, it was so cold this morning that I got the worst klugle when I was waxing my board. I almost bent my fingernail back.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003