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by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Yomama mug.It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
by That Dude That Knows November 19, 2020
Get the Yo Mama mug.Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Hardwood Flooring mug.A type of sport, in which couples of mostly gay men take turns banging each other from behind while the other casts a lure into a body of water, and the first couple to catch a fish and cum at the same time gets to have their salads tossed by the other pairs of gay anglers. The sensation of simultaneously catching a fish while having a nut busted on one's ass results in a certain unique oneness with nature, or "synergy".
"Max and all his gay friends were going to go to the bar, but he persuaded them to check out synergy fly fishing instead, and now they all spend a lot of time at the river"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
by That Dude That Knows August 7, 2021
Get the Synergy Fly Fishing mug.The most happening guy in any setting, an Alpha Male who manages to still be down to earth at the same time.
by That Dude That Knows August 5, 2022
Get the Ivree mug.The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.
I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!
by That Dude That Knows September 26, 2021
Get the Yer ma mug.A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.
"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
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