The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.
Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.
by Always143 August 12, 2010
1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.
2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.
2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.
1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.
2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?
Him: Yo Mama!
Me: Shut the f up.
2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?
Him: Yo Mama!
Me: Shut the f up.
by army_azn December 10, 2004
Yo Mama is a YouTube channel created by Zack James. It's hosted by the fictitious Brody Foxx. In the show, Brody Foxx makes maternal insults towards a random mother. The show has made several jokes involving pop culture. This is funny.
by Chillin95 October 08, 2020
by real men wear pink April 25, 2006
1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.
1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!
by nikki November 24, 2003
by Mistukai_O_Kuroi August 31, 2004
Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004