Yer Ma 

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

Yer Ma by Gareth January 9, 2004

Yer Ma 

spide slag for when they can't think of anything else to say better than it

"yer ma luvs it"
"yer ma luvs the beef"
"yer ma wasnt sayin that last neet"
"Lest neet, I wiz ebsalutely balleexed"

Yer Ma by yourmalovesitupthearse May 5, 2005

yer ma 

"Yer ma" is used by people in Northern Ireland or norn iron as an insult to someone.

Bob "Hey doing anything tonight?"

Eoin "I'm doin yer ma!"

Bob "Shut up here tell yer ma that my names Bob not Harder cause thats what she was screaming to me last night!"

yer ma by nang nang April 15, 2008

Yer Ma 

"yer ma" is a generic response when you can't think of anything else to say. Mostly used in Scotland, and by yer ma (see...)

"What are you doing?" "yer ma"
"Fancy a drink?" "No, I fancy yer ma"
etc...

Yer Ma by yer ma (obviously) January 1, 2005

Yer ma 

Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."

"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)

Yer ma by Conor July 2, 2004

Yer Ma 

A crappy inslut that has been said to me 100's of thimes when I clamp chavs and they have nothing to say. Chavs are the scum of Scotland, neigh...the WORLD!

chav-"Oi you, you're a pure mental gofic sweaty arent u?"
me-"Your a pure mental annoying little chav arent you?"
chav"...Uhhhhhh...well...So's yer ma!"

Yer Ma by kimran November 30, 2003

yer ma 

a northern irish version of "ya mum".
The normal reply to it would be "aye, yer's ma's ma"
or "smell yer ma"
mind you, the conversation ( if you could call it that) could also start with smell yer ma, depending on what mood you're in.

me - "yer ma"

you - "yer ma's ma"

me - " aye, smell yer ma"

and so on...

yer ma by emmaelizabeth July 31, 2006