blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.
Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"
by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003
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syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."
Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!
by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003
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NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities
1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?
by Tha Pyngwyn November 03, 2004
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it

Something to be done; Something that is
It must be.
Just do it.
They did it.
by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003
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penis operation

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy
One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation
by Tha Pyngwyn February 01, 2004
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the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.
Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
by Tha Pyngwyn February 07, 2011
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governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.
And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."
by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003
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