Tha Pyngwyn's definitions

penis operation

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy

One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation

by Tha Pyngwyn February 1, 2004

blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

by Tha Pyngwyn June 10, 2006

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003

gullible

Look at this

Gee, you sure are gullible.

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser

The Wacky Protestor's latest anti-Christian invention used to creat a world with no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Bibleman... that's some f'ed up stuff

by Tha Pyngwyn October 29, 2004