Tha Pyngwyn's definitions

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011

NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

by Tha Pyngwyn June 10, 2006

neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser

The Wacky Protestor's latest anti-Christian invention used to creat a world with no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Bibleman... that's some f'ed up stuff

by Tha Pyngwyn October 29, 2004

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

gullible

Look at this

Gee, you sure are gullible.

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003