Tessa's definitions

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003

chopping

1. attempting to fix a haircut that you don't like by cutting it yourself

2. when you are really bored of your hair, changing it by cutting it yourself and cutting random or crazy peices and bangs

1. Nice haircut, I really love your bangs. All those random peices are so cool.
Thanks. At first I had this totally boring haircut, but then I went home spent an hour chopping it, so now it's cool.


2. I like your bangs, but weren't they longer yesterday?
Yeah, I got bored so I chopped them.

by Tessa November 29, 2007

boody

the tessa/declan way of saying big booty ho with my balls in her mouth

riding round town looking for a boody

by Tessa November 20, 2004

Liger

It's a mix between a lion and a tiger.

Deb: What're you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger
Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.

by Tessa May 13, 2005

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

1. a pick up line for an elite group of individuals.

2. an AOL Instant Messenger Screen name

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

by tessa February 23, 2003

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 30, 2005