Tessa's definitions

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

by tessa March 28, 2003

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

1. a pick up line for an elite group of individuals.

2. an AOL Instant Messenger Screen name

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

by tessa February 23, 2003

Wanus

pinky finger of either hand

I'm so mad I could just shake my wanus at you!

by Tessa October 7, 2003

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 30, 2005

Liger

It's a mix between a lion and a tiger.

Deb: What're you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger
Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.

by Tessa May 13, 2005

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003