Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 07, 2003

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 09, 2003

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa July 17, 2004

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 20, 2005

know Justin Timberlake

the sexiest guy around (besides alot of other celebs....) and who i own 172 pics of.....

he's 10 years, 7 months, and 2 days older than me...lol hehe

Justin is SOOOO damn sexy!! i love you JT!!!

by Tessa July 17, 2004

boody

the tessa/declan way of saying big booty ho with my balls in her mouth

riding round town looking for a boody

by Tessa November 21, 2004

Wanus

pinky finger of either hand

I'm so mad I could just shake my wanus at you!

by Tessa October 07, 2003