Tessa's definitions

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

by tessa March 28, 2003

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003

know Justin Timberlake

the sexiest guy around (besides alot of other celebs....) and who i own 172 pics of.....

he's 10 years, 7 months, and 2 days older than me...lol hehe

Justin is SOOOO damn sexy!! i love you JT!!!

by Tessa July 16, 2004

dead lay

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work

The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.

by Tessa March 16, 2003

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa June 10, 2006

confusering

another word for confusing

"stop it!! you're confusering me!!!"

by Tessa July 16, 2004

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 30, 2005