Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 11, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 October 01, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 October 01, 2023

satan

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

by Telephony2 August 14, 2023

perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.

Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.

by Telephony2 December 13, 2023