loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

the smorning

How some people hear (and say) the phrase, "this morning".

Please make a pot of coffee the smorning.

by Telephony2 September 4, 2025

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

by Telephony2 August 14, 2023

bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.

Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.

by Telephony2 December 9, 2023

Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

PTI

Acronym that stands for Pissinary Tract Infection; which is just another way of saying UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).

Harold got up this morning with a nasty PTI and had to get on the horn with the closest pissologist.

by Telephony2 August 6, 2025