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masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.
{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!
by Telephony2 September 10, 2025
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sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.
Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!
by Telephony2 April 20, 2023
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public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.
♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬
by Telephony2 August 9, 2023
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PTI

Acronym that stands for Pissinary Tract Infection; which is just another way of saying UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).
Harold got up this morning with a nasty PTI and had to get on the horn with the closest pissologist.
by Telephony2 August 6, 2025
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penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit
Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.
by Telephony2 July 27, 2023
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satan

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}
by Telephony2 June 19, 2023
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