Telephony2's definitions

wastepaperbasket

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

pee cloth

Short and sweet here...pee cloth is simply another term for diapers.

Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."

by Telephony2 December 25, 2024

PTI

Acronym that stands for Pissinary Tract Infection; which is just another way of saying UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).

Harold got up this morning with a nasty PTI and had to get on the horn with the closest pissologist.

by Telephony2 August 6, 2025

the smorning

How some people hear (and say) the phrase, "this morning".

Please make a pot of coffee the smorning.

by Telephony2 September 4, 2025

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025