Definitions by Telephony2

Buck Fiden 

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

Buck Fiden by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

wastepaperbasket 

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

wastepaperbasket by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

fothermucker by Telephony2 August 14, 2023

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

public hair by Telephony2 August 9, 2023

loo roll 

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

loo roll by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

penishole 

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

penishole by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

The Pisso Club 

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

The Pisso Club by Telephony2 July 8, 2023