Telephony's definitions
It's not what you might think: on the telly program, "Blaze and the Monster Machines" when Blaze (a talking monster truck) says, "Let's blaze", it "grows" these blue-glowing tailpipes and kicks ass. However, when somebody says, "let's blaze!" in the real world, they'll whip out a big-ass bong or a big fat bowl and spark it up.
by Telephony February 4, 2019
Get the let's blaze!mug. {Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.
by Telephony October 13, 2014
Get the the grindermug. How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".
{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!
by Telephony June 7, 2013
Get the faggetabouditmug. If you've ever worked in retail sales or in some other customer service capacity where you have to handle money (e.g. ring up transactions) such as a convenience store cashier, bartender, grocery store clerk, etc., then you'll know that a till is just another name for a cash register.
Hey Jason, please don't forget to put that $20 bill into the till; you remember what happened the last time that you "forgot"!
by Telephony October 15, 2019
Get the tillmug. When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
Get the There's pee-pee on the floormug. A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
by Telephony September 27, 2015
Get the PHUQmug. {trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
Get the Shampoomug.