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take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.
John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.
by Telephony January 17, 2016
mugGet the take a plopmug.

douche off

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
mugGet the douche offmug.

Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick

What the year 2018 (when typed, printed, displayed, or written) looks like when viewed from above.
Today is 04-23-18 (or, "2018 23 Apr." or even, "April 23, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick").
by Telephony May 29, 2018
mugGet the Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stickmug.

nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!
by Telephony August 26, 2015
mugGet the nasal tissuemug.

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.
by Telephony July 11, 2014
mugGet the toliet musclemug.

hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?
by Telephony November 28, 2011
mugGet the hosed downmug.

piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
by Telephony August 8, 2020
mugGet the piss-litteringmug.

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