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{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!
by Telephony January 15, 2021
Get the hampster mug.A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).
Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
by Telephony January 16, 2021
Get the ṕ€n¡s mug.A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 16, 2021
Get the douchebucket mug.While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 23, 2021
Get the doucheknocker mug.A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
by Telephony February 23, 2021
Get the douchepail mug.A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
Get the Yo! Whassup homes? mug.Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.
{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:
I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.
I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.
by Telephony June 8, 2021
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