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hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?
by Telephony November 28, 2011
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piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
by Telephony August 8, 2020
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Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.
{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
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PHUQ

A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
You're an asshole!
Fucking jerk!
Eat shit!
PHUQ!
by Telephony September 27, 2015
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flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
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F49

The word, "fag" when typed in attempt to bypass the inbuilt censors found in many online chat rooms, games, and BBS (forum) software.
Eric, you're such a phucking F49 it ain't even funny. :-|
Get off my dick...it's sick!!!
by Telephony October 27, 2012
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huckeybups

What some people call hiccoughs (or hiccups if you prefer).
{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
by Telephony October 28, 2018
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