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The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
by Telephony April 30, 2015
Get the synthetic finger popping mug.poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
by Telephony June 29, 2019
Get the poop water mug.What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
by Telephony August 26, 2015
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Get the Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick mug.The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
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Get the douched out on the ice mug.A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
by Telephony September 27, 2015
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