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A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
by Telephony September 27, 2015
Get the PHUQ mug.{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
Get the Shampoo mug.A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
by Telephony April 6, 2017
Get the I Need to Hit the Head mug.The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 3, 2020
Get the tape poop mug.Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
by Telephony May 1, 2015
Get the piss ant mug.A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by Telephony March 17, 2013
Get the siggeret mug.Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
by Telephony July 20, 2014
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