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When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
Get the There's pee-pee on the floor mug.{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
by Telephony June 11, 2015
Get the say mug.{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!
{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.
{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.
by Telephony March 11, 2012
Get the Supertolietbowl mug.One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
by Telephony July 28, 2012
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Get the douched out on the ice mug.The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
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