Telephony's definitions

piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.

It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.

by Telephony August 8, 2020

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)

by Telephony December 18, 2013

ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

by Telephony October 4, 2011

smarttolietmuscle

Another way of saying the word, "smartass".

Ron was such a smarttolietmuscle for suggesting that we close the door when it's this satandamnedd hot outside.

by Telephony September 5, 2014

asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

pissbladder

Another name for the urinary bladder.

Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(

by Telephony May 23, 2021