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by Telephony May 19, 2014
Get the the ammonia mug.If you've ever worked in retail sales or in some other customer service capacity where you have to handle money (e.g. ring up transactions) such as a convenience store cashier, bartender, grocery store clerk, etc., then you'll know that a till is just another name for a cash register.
Hey Jason, please don't forget to put that $20 bill into the till; you remember what happened the last time that you "forgot"!
by Telephony October 15, 2019
Get the till mug.When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
Get the There's pee-pee on the floor mug.What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penis mug.{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
Get the Shampoo mug.A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
by Telephony September 27, 2015
Get the PHUQ mug.The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.
(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
by Telephony November 14, 2018
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