Telephony's definitions

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

food crook

In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.

Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!

by Telephony November 19, 2014

snart

When you sneeze and fart simultaneously, you snart.

(A-choo {braaaaaappp!})
Goddammit I just snarted!!!

by Telephony November 25, 2020

Kat McSnatch

A now-famous YouTuber who started off with her video (that soon went viral!) of a song she wrote called, "You Are a Cunt".

Kat McSnatch wrote & performed songs like, "You Are a Cunt", "I Don't Like You", and, "Don't Worry, Be Ugly".

by Telephony August 22, 2014

synthetic cans

The sound of aluminum or steel cans (typically the size of dog food cans) being struck for use in some types of Hi-NRG music. Created by either computer software synthesis or synthesizer hardware synthesis.

No actual cans are struck or damaged when synthetic cans are used.

The song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012)" has the sound of synthetic cans; you may also hear synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 2, 2015

muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015