Telephony's definitions
Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
by Telephony May 1, 2015
Get the piss antmug. The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 3, 2020
Get the tape poopmug. A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by Telephony March 17, 2013
Get the siggeretmug. Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
by Telephony July 20, 2014
Get the sysop sweatmug. An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
by Telephony November 16, 2013
Get the pitiful excuse for a used douchemug. A generic insulting noun, coined by Butt-Head of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head who also gave us words like, "fartknocker", "buttknocker", "Cornholio", "TP", "bunghole" (the asshole, not a hole in a keg), etc
{Beavis}: What was that, Butt-Head?
{Butt-Head}: Oh just some bungknocker on TV, twirling these big dumb sticks, lighting them, twirling them again, and like setting himself on fire or something.
{Butt-Head}: Oh just some bungknocker on TV, twirling these big dumb sticks, lighting them, twirling them again, and like setting himself on fire or something.
by Telephony August 6, 2014
Get the bungknockermug. What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
Get the fruiton torpedoesmug.