Telephony's definitions

douchepail

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.

Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!

by Telephony February 23, 2021

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.

{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?

by Telephony March 31, 2021

tee-tee

Urine, esp. dog urine.
Can be used to describe the act of urinating or the poddy itself.

Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!

by Telephony December 19, 2021

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.

Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.

by Telephony December 23, 2021

no perspiration

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".

{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!

by Telephony March 12, 2022

sweat

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

{Mother}: Why don't you just walk across the campus, sweetheart?
{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!

by Telephony November 2, 2021