When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.
{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
by Telephony December 16, 2016
by Telephony April 26, 2014
Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).
{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!
by Telephony August 27, 2012
by Telephony August 17, 2021
What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.
by Telephony February 09, 2020
by Telephony January 05, 2014
A generic insult, used by Butt-Head on the MTV program, "Beavis and Butt-Head" in the episode, "Plate Frisbee".
{Butt-Head}: There's a word for something that happens when you least expect it to.
{Stewart}: Ironic?
{Butt-Head}: No, peckerbutt. Something cool.
{Stewart}: Ironic?
{Butt-Head}: No, peckerbutt. Something cool.
by Telephony August 15, 2020