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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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PO

Pit odour.
Also known as AO. Similar to BO but somebody with PO reeks very strongly of funky pits.
Piss you!!! That dude that just went past has a terrible case of PO!!! :-(
by Telephony July 25, 2020
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Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.
Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!
by Telephony December 11, 2017
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synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.
by Telephony May 23, 2014
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squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.
{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.
by Telephony February 9, 2014
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the national Anthrax

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
by Telephony December 18, 2012
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Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.
by Telephony October 8, 2013
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