carafay

Carafay (pron. "\'KER-uh-fey"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.
Don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
by Telephony July 12, 2014
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Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 08, 2018
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uronium

Chemical symbol: Un.
Atomic number 327.
An odoriferous brown substance that usually exists between the toliet seat hinges and the bowl.
Uronium may also appear around the bolts that hold the toliet to the floor.
Some people choose to ignore uronium; choosing instead to mask its unique odor with Glade® Plug-Ins® or Wizard™ aerosol.
by Telephony October 24, 2010
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ass mallet

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony September 17, 2021
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ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.
{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
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Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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