boobal area

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).
Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!
by Telephony July 30, 2014
Get the boobal area mug.

light blubs

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:

Craig,

What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?

Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
by Telephony March 31, 2015
Get the light blubs mug.

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.
I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(
by Telephony September 12, 2016
Get the didgeridon't mug.

cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.
Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!
by Telephony September 07, 2013
Get the cremé mug.

head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!
by Telephony November 03, 2014
Get the head mug.

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.
Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
Get the pee you!!! mug.

fish food

What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.

It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012
Get the fish food mug.