broken

When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!
Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.
by Telephony June 05, 2015
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polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 25, 2020
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lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"
{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?
by Telephony June 03, 2015
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mic

The correct spelling of the abbreviation for the word, "microphone".
Many people spell it as, "mike" which is totally wrong.
Yo wassup homes? Will you please hand me the mic so I can do this here song?
by Telephony October 12, 2015
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blow

A surprisingly common typographical error of the word, "bowl".
I had a blow of store-brand Rice Checks cereal for breakfast this morning.
by Telephony July 07, 2015
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windometer

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.
Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.
by Telephony May 25, 2019
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phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
by Telephony March 04, 2015
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