piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 26, 2010
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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
♫I'm a little toilet,♫
Full of soul.♫
This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫
by Telephony July 26, 2014
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whiz you!

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".
{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
by Telephony August 14, 2014
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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
by Telephony April 06, 2019
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spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 09, 2013
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amperstand

A very common misspelling of the word, "ampersand" -- the 'and' symbol -- yeah this thing: ---> &
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 09, 2015
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PWPOSMF

An acronym that stands for "Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker".
Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
by Telephony December 14, 2010
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