Definitions by Telephone45

fetus 

something emo kids seem to have a fascination with esp. in attempts to sound "cool/funny" by blurting out random statements including it

I'ma chew on your fetus!

fetus by telephone45 January 22, 2009

mouth bop 

a girl who makes out with every guy there is, not necessarily having sex with them however as is typical of a normal bop

dude that girls pretty hot.

nah dude thats a mouth bop she's got a fouler mouth than the kracken

mouth bop by Telephone45 October 18, 2008

vas 

Noun/Adjective
the reverse spelling of sav in which the meaning becomes the complete opposite
synonyms include: suck at life, loser, dumbass, and lame ass

guy 1:dude check it I'ma total sav
guy 2:uhh yeah no thats just vas

vas by Telephone45 July 6, 2008

Rocket 

a term used by Jamie Oliver for lettuce

put a bit of rocket on that, yeah?

Rocket by Telephone45 June 22, 2008

nickword 

a shortening of a word for use of texting or AIM
for instance: txting, thx, h8er,u, fck, r
its a good way to butcher the English language and confuse dumb people

nickword
aye nig w8 up I'm tryin to txt bopps don't be a h8er

nickword by telephone45 June 22, 2008

sexy spray 

another name for a Victoria's secret body spray called "love spell"

Guy: "damn girl what chu wearin"

Girl: "sexy spray"

Guy: "awwwesomee"

sexy spray by telephone45 March 15, 2008

Sledge 

1. to hit someone as hard as you can

2. getting hit by a particularly obese man

3. see slept

Dude what happened to your face?!

I got sledge'd :

Sledge by telephone45 March 15, 2008