by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015
"Homo observatoris aeroplanae".
A species of person who likes to see concrete airplanes, such as the ones they like,special new routes, iconic aircraft etc. They often go dressed up with a fishing hat (without hooks), a sleeveless jacket (often bright yellow or orange if they have been selected to be in first line of an airshow). They sometimes carry powerful binoculars, use a radio transmitter so that they can hear conversations between control tower and pilots, and almost always they use a camera and a single lens of the telephoto type (they don't use other types). The ones who can't afford a good gear, usually have an average entry level camera and a cheap zoom. The ones who can afford a good gear or their dada y mama can buy them, usually carry a three kg €2000 professional National Geographic type constant Aperture lens, almost always use a professional camera and despite they have such gear, they don't earn money with the photos they take, and even they may only take airplane photos, think they are professional photographers and take the typical "plane on the blue sky seen from a side" and give a hundred of data that non planespotters don't often freaking care about.
The Planespotters differ from the "average photographer" because they are focused on the information about what they are seeing/portraying, while the photographer tries to take of everything giving the things a little more of sense and integrity with the theme in general.
A species of person who likes to see concrete airplanes, such as the ones they like,special new routes, iconic aircraft etc. They often go dressed up with a fishing hat (without hooks), a sleeveless jacket (often bright yellow or orange if they have been selected to be in first line of an airshow). They sometimes carry powerful binoculars, use a radio transmitter so that they can hear conversations between control tower and pilots, and almost always they use a camera and a single lens of the telephoto type (they don't use other types). The ones who can't afford a good gear, usually have an average entry level camera and a cheap zoom. The ones who can afford a good gear or their dada y mama can buy them, usually carry a three kg €2000 professional National Geographic type constant Aperture lens, almost always use a professional camera and despite they have such gear, they don't earn money with the photos they take, and even they may only take airplane photos, think they are professional photographers and take the typical "plane on the blue sky seen from a side" and give a hundred of data that non planespotters don't often freaking care about.
The Planespotters differ from the "average photographer" because they are focused on the information about what they are seeing/portraying, while the photographer tries to take of everything giving the things a little more of sense and integrity with the theme in general.
I was once at the airport with my old Alpha 200 and my crap zoom lens and taking some panning shots of Ryanair airplanes when someone came behind me. It was a Planespotter dressed up with a fancy hat, a very bright fluorescent jacket and was carrying huge Canon EOS 5D Mark IV and a €3500 zoom lens. He said if I was a novice spotter and if I was going to wait for the British Airways flight number BA732 operated by Air Caraïbes, with a Boeing 747-42combi, taking off from Madrid at 6:58 pm bound to Los Angeles.
Me:-"Oh yeah? A Jumbo is coming? Cool!"
Spotter:-"Hyea! And yes, you are a novice."
We both saw the big Jumbo Jet and I took just two hip-sweep panning pictures and since the plane began to run until it disappeared in the high sky I heard that annoying guy shooting a long burst.
I check my pic: "wa nice! the airplane near to the ground looks so heavy and all the background is so smooth, speedy!..."
The planespotter looks his pictures half an hour... "Cool, I will upload this to jetphotos.net, AirplanePictures.net and Planespotters.net so that I may be accepted one.
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me:-"Oh yeah? A Jumbo is coming? Cool!"
Spotter:-"Hyea! And yes, you are a novice."
We both saw the big Jumbo Jet and I took just two hip-sweep panning pictures and since the plane began to run until it disappeared in the high sky I heard that annoying guy shooting a long burst.
I check my pic: "wa nice! the airplane near to the ground looks so heavy and all the background is so smooth, speedy!..."
The planespotter looks his pictures half an hour... "Cool, I will upload this to jetphotos.net, AirplanePictures.net and Planespotters.net so that I may be accepted one.
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Teh Wolfboy January 23, 2018
Shit, in German language.
-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!
-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!
-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 16, 2015
The most difficult company you could find when you go on a school trip, an exchange or when you are on Erasmus.
Stadistics of finding a Room Fuckmate:
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.
Fuckmate Coincidence
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|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G
|transgen|
|asexual|
|demisexual|
FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.
Fuckmate Coincidence
---------------------------------------
|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G
|transgen|
|asexual|
|demisexual|
FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
by Teh Wolfboy December 06, 2015
1.-Word in Spanish slang to refer to the pushers, drug dealers.
2-.Mammal with two humps, herbivorous and with skinny legs, long neck and little head that lives with Gobi nomads.
2-.Mammal with two humps, herbivorous and with skinny legs, long neck and little head that lives with Gobi nomads.
Ayer quedé con el camello en la esquina del parque.
—Yesterday I met with the pusher at the park corner.
Los Tres Reyes Magos van montados en sus camellos
—The Three Wise Men ride their own camels
—Yesterday I met with the pusher at the park corner.
Los Tres Reyes Magos van montados en sus camellos
—The Three Wise Men ride their own camels
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2016
Typical closeted homosexual that is as afraid of itself and its similar ones as an Apocalypse creed, doesn't know exactly how to behave in such a way that hides it's thing it calls "Illness" but exaggerates violence and hate in such a level that other people that are diplomatic when opposing to LGBTQ stuffership reject the approach towards them of such an engender of the antinature.
A gay youth with a masculine body pose and man-like face sits at a city square bench and suddenly it appears another gay-looking lad, wearing old wasted sports trousers and a white old T-shirt, but he looks like a twink.
Gay One: -Hey how are you bud, what's up? Would you like to drink something and know each other? Friends?
Gay Two: (The homophobe) - What the hell you fucking faggot? You dirty bastard, don't look at me, I don't like faggots, I die for cuntz, go cruising away if you don't want to die! Fuck you!
-Gay One stands up gently and gets closer to the homophobe:- Hey, I said only "Hello, let's have a drink", if I were really going to fuck you, I would have said it clearly—(Grabs the homophobe's T-shirt chest) - I smelt your twinky smell, HYPOCRITE!
Swish punch at the right chest and a Muay Thai pair of elbows hit the forehead and chin of the twink.
Gay One:—You won't even touch a pussy, and be careful because despite there are men that are gay, there exist gays that are MEN!
Gay One: -Hey how are you bud, what's up? Would you like to drink something and know each other? Friends?
Gay Two: (The homophobe) - What the hell you fucking faggot? You dirty bastard, don't look at me, I don't like faggots, I die for cuntz, go cruising away if you don't want to die! Fuck you!
-Gay One stands up gently and gets closer to the homophobe:- Hey, I said only "Hello, let's have a drink", if I were really going to fuck you, I would have said it clearly—(Grabs the homophobe's T-shirt chest) - I smelt your twinky smell, HYPOCRITE!
Swish punch at the right chest and a Muay Thai pair of elbows hit the forehead and chin of the twink.
Gay One:—You won't even touch a pussy, and be careful because despite there are men that are gay, there exist gays that are MEN!
by Teh Wolfboy June 12, 2017
Someone who hates everything that doesn't belong to the plain world of straight people. Very often, the homophobe is a closeted gay/lesbian who is scared of people to think bad about his/her sexuality, and especially when there is something that dislikes, acts in such an extreme hateful way that looks like mere theater.
A Gay masculine boy is hanging around at a city square. He wears a white T-shirt, a light brown leather jacket and skinny jeans. Suddenly another boy with hip hop like dressings, hearing shitty rap looks at the gay one.
-Open up ya mouth, fucking faggot cause you will like my cokc, pervert race!(grabs violently the neck of the youth in jacket and shakes it).
The gay one could get away and after that, punches the homophobic's liver.
-Fuck you homophobe I know well you are also gay, stupid hypocrite!!!
(leaves).
-Open up ya mouth, fucking faggot cause you will like my cokc, pervert race!(grabs violently the neck of the youth in jacket and shakes it).
The gay one could get away and after that, punches the homophobic's liver.
-Fuck you homophobe I know well you are also gay, stupid hypocrite!!!
(leaves).
by Teh Wolfboy July 14, 2017