Scheiße

-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!

-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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Sony Alpha

Best Sony SLRs and EVIL (Electronic Viewfinder Interchangeable Lens) camera brand, affordable for beginners and experts.
I own a Sony Alpha A200 which is ten years old, I think I need a new camera... May it be Sony? If I am sure I am buying a new camera, YES!!
by Teh Wolfboy August 24, 2015
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Canon

Referring to a camera, a very expensive camera, victim of Apple Marketing, expensive repairing costs too.
The newest brand for beginners is the Canon Eos 720D, just the same as the price. €720 (without lens, of course!) of a slow responding shutter button, 18mpx resolution (There is the Sony A58 20 mpx or the Nikon D3300, both cost €500 (maximum), shoots 3 frames per second , low ISO boost and no focus engine, so then you have a poor quality video.

Canon cameras are OK, but depending on the functions you wanna do. Canon is made for portraiting or photograph nature, but Sony is the winner talking about autofocus and shutter delay. They are expensive, but live a lot more.
I own a 10 y.o. Sony A200 and its da shit. I went to a Media Markt, tested a Canon EOS 720D and shit happened! First shoot: Moved image. Second shoot: the obturor strikes the sensor and moved the stabilizer.
Third shoot: mirror locked at the top wall of the camera.
by Teh Wolfboy August 23, 2015
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Dead game

In dog fighting terminology, the dog that keeps trying to win the match while he or she is dying. Also a dog that almost dies fighting and shows eagerness to end the fight, having lots of possibilities to die still fighting. Sad way to keep a breed existing for its gameness.
This dog died fighting against his brother in the pit. He lost and died but he got the title of dead game because he kept trying until he lost his life.
by Teh Wolfboy September 26, 2018
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Wank

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.
by Teh Wolfboy August 20, 2015
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Planespotter

"Homo observatoris aeroplanae".

A species of person who likes to see concrete airplanes, such as the ones they like,special new routes, iconic aircraft etc. They often go dressed up with a fishing hat (without hooks), a sleeveless jacket (often bright yellow or orange if they have been selected to be in first line of an airshow). They sometimes carry powerful binoculars, use a radio transmitter so that they can hear conversations between control tower and pilots, and almost always they use a camera and a single lens of the telephoto type (they don't use other types). The ones who can't afford a good gear, usually have an average entry level camera and a cheap zoom. The ones who can afford a good gear or their dada y mama can buy them, usually carry a three kg €2000 professional National Geographic type constant Aperture lens, almost always use a professional camera and despite they have such gear, they don't earn money with the photos they take, and even they may only take airplane photos, think they are professional photographers and take the typical "plane on the blue sky seen from a side" and give a hundred of data that non planespotters don't often freaking care about.
The Planespotters differ from the "average photographer" because they are focused on the information about what they are seeing/portraying, while the photographer tries to take of everything giving the things a little more of sense and integrity with the theme in general.
I was once at the airport with my old Alpha 200 and my crap zoom lens and taking some panning shots of Ryanair airplanes when someone came behind me. It was a Planespotter dressed up with a fancy hat, a very bright fluorescent jacket and was carrying huge Canon EOS 5D Mark IV and a €3500 zoom lens. He said if I was a novice spotter and if I was going to wait for the British Airways flight number BA732 operated by Air Caraïbes, with a Boeing 747-42combi, taking off from Madrid at 6:58 pm bound to Los Angeles.
Me:-"Oh yeah? A Jumbo is coming? Cool!"
Spotter:-"Hyea! And yes, you are a novice."
We both saw the big Jumbo Jet and I took just two hip-sweep panning pictures and since the plane began to run until it disappeared in the high sky I heard that annoying guy shooting a long burst.
I check my pic: "wa nice! the airplane near to the ground looks so heavy and all the background is so smooth, speedy!..."
The planespotter looks his pictures half an hour... "Cool, I will upload this to jetphotos.net, AirplanePictures.net and Planespotters.net so that I may be accepted one.
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Teh Wolfboy January 23, 2018
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Bad Bunny

New {Latin Trap} """"""""singer"""""""" who has a pair of Adidas as fast as some Pumas, whose lyrics are pure raping, talking about the size of his sexual organs and presuming of a {Porsche Panamera}. He win fame after working as shop assistant. He is just a bad bunny, flesh for the Ol School {Pitbull} {Armando Pérez} who is also nasty but gentle and romantic.
-hey did ya hear the new song from Bad Bunny?
-yes, I don't have words to describe it.
-True? It's awesome man I knew you were going to love it!
-Uh... I said I have no words to describe it because I can't still understand that song.
-Dude U gay.
-Not hearing a trend doesn't make people be gay.
by Teh Wolfboy July 22, 2018
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