Canon

Referring to a camera, a very expensive camera, victim of Apple Marketing, expensive repairing costs too.
The newest brand for beginners is the Canon Eos 720D, just the same as the price. €720 (without lens, of course!) of a slow responding shutter button, 18mpx resolution (There is the Sony A58 20 mpx or the Nikon D3300, both cost €500 (maximum), shoots 3 frames per second , low ISO boost and no focus engine, so then you have a poor quality video.

Canon cameras are OK, but depending on the functions you wanna do. Canon is made for portraiting or photograph nature, but Sony is the winner talking about autofocus and shutter delay. They are expensive, but live a lot more.
I own a 10 y.o. Sony A200 and its da shit. I went to a Media Markt, tested a Canon EOS 720D and shit happened! First shoot: Moved image. Second shoot: the obturor strikes the sensor and moved the stabilizer.
Third shoot: mirror locked at the top wall of the camera.
by Teh Wolfboy August 23, 2015
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cerdo

Word in Spanish that means the animal kept in farms for consumption and makes a squealing noise, and called to someone who is disgusting, awful and repulsive.
-El cerdo chilla si le tiras de la cola.
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.

-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015
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The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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Room Fuckmate

The most difficult company you could find when you go on a school trip, an exchange or when you are on Erasmus.
Stadistics of finding a Room Fuckmate:
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.

Fuckmate Coincidence
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|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G

|transgen|

|asexual|

|demisexual|

FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
by Teh Wolfboy December 11, 2015
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gamedog

That dog that no matter how badly injured it is, will give its life to perform whatever task it's focused on; especially fighting or hunting.
I once went as volunteer to a dog fighting show bust and rescued a two time winner Bullyson doggy that I could see him proving to be a complete gamedog; he did the courtesy scratch with a broken leg and as soon as he reached the other dog we began to enclose these despicable idiots in their own building, arrested them and seized their bulldogs.
by Teh Wolfboy October 20, 2019
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Fukc

Bad attempt for the fuck euphemism. Also a way to write a swearword in such a way you demonstrate your low, under zero iq.
Me watching a sad and shocking pig slaughter video on LiveLeak. I read some comments:
-Commenter 1: Damn bacon time!
-Me: Yo unhearted.
-Commenter 1: Fukc you vegan.
-Me: Ain't vegan.
-Commenter 2: Stop talking crap :v.
-Commenter 1: Fukc you faggot.
by Teh Wolfboy June 12, 2017
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pitbull

The most misunderstood breed in this era, misunderstood by these against them, and also by those in favor of them.
The same as a bloodhound loves to sniff and track, or a Labrador Retriever loves water and birds, or a Collie to herd, the Pitbull loves fighting. How? Genetically selected through lots of tests, the trait of "gameness" (unstoppable desire to end what you began, no matter the cost for your life " inherent to any live being, was bred into them to make them game in a 45% while there is an 1% of other animals species that are game.

The Pitbull has also a genetic trait of human friendliness, like any other working dog whose task is not guarding or biting people. Any dog that was aggressive with the owner and the people the dog knows well was put down. If the dog was a good fighter it's offspring and their future pups will be outcrossed with a different bloodline of gamedogs to end with that genetic issue while keeping gameness.

The Pitbull is not the best breed in the world, it's unique like any other breed. It has a history of epicness, sadness, brutality, genetic manipulation and worship.
People say that Colby's Ace Pincher 24XW was the best pitbull in history, others say Gr Ch Zebo, others Gr Ch Mayday, whatever. My fav ones are Nigerino and Virgil, these dogs were noble with everything alive, yet did good showing courage becoming five times winners with Game In Show titles. The reason I love these two great history dogs is because they were intelligent and kind, not just fighting crazed dogs like the majority of game pitbulls in this world. Lucky they were also great producers with strong genes. Lots of their offspring are also intelligent; they may not tolerate other animals to the same extent but they don't think about fighting all the time.

Firstly it was the German Shepherd, then the Rottweiler, followed by the Doberman Pinscher.
Why now the pitbull? it's normal that dogs bred as weapons against people may end biting/killing someone, but pitbulls were never bred to attack people. All is biasing, a pitbull may bite, but it won't kill. Just because a fake expert on TV or any other media says biased bullshit doesn't mean that pitbulls attack people, the same way some fur parents say that pibbles don't even have genetic predisposition to hunt down othet dogs.
by Teh Wolfboy October 20, 2019
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