Tee Cee Deez's definitions
Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
Get the Dongliriousmug. When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Get the Bunghole Bromancemug. Loadquidity
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex we’ve had and the money shots I’ve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Loadquiditymug. The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.
My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
Get the Jism Junctionmug. Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee
I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.
by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020
Get the Kneeliciousmug. A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.
I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope that’s the explanation. Yuck! .
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Queefsymug. An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019
Get the Eyelid Assassinmug.