My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!I’m guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. You’re an asshole Ted!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Covidlicious mug.Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.
I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!
by Tee Cee Deez April 02, 2020
Get the Blowing Buckets mug.I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
Get the Asscomplice mug.Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
Get the Cornholetined mug.Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Jizz Jungle mug.Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Covid Cock mug.A term used to describe anything Sears related going out of business, ie Sears department store or your average John.
Jesus, did you see the debate between Rick and John yesterday? Rick owned him like he does every average opponent, especially those named John. It was Searcey the way John was shutdown. Maybe he should resign from life!
by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021
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