Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 13, 2020
If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.
by Tee Cee Deez February 12, 2019
A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
by Tee Cee Deez March 17, 2019
When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
by Tee Cee Deez August 09, 2021