Teddy's definitions

bezzle face

noun. when I man, after recieving oral sex from a woman, ejaculates on her face and allows the semen the stay there until she cleans it off herself

I gave that slut a bezzle face last night

by Teddy February 2, 2005

Boodie

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

by Teddy August 27, 2003

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Cuddle Huddle

Korean-American slang for laying on the couch having foreplay before breaking into anal sex.

Damn! Haeok always wants me to have Cuddle Huddle before she lets me bust out the anal lube and have Back Sex.

by Teddy August 16, 2006

its spicy

really spicy hot fries that make ur mouth burn in the bathroom while skippin classes

its spppppiicccyyyyyy

by teddy May 24, 2004

Haeok

An anal sex queen who also likes vaginal sex while on the rag.

That girl is such a haeok. She wants it up the ass all the time and says "Let's have 'back sex'!"

by Teddy August 16, 2006

bajawa

a slap across the face with a limp dick. the words comes from the sound that is made, "BAJAWA!!!!!!!"

I asked this chick to close her eyes to get a suprise, then i totally bajawaed her.

by Teddy June 4, 2004