Teddy's definitions

Cuddle Huddle

Korean-American slang for laying on the couch having foreplay before breaking into anal sex.

Damn! Haeok always wants me to have Cuddle Huddle before she lets me bust out the anal lube and have Back Sex.

by Teddy August 16, 2006

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

panty soup

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

by Teddy April 10, 2005

So1

its a bigger nigga then the likes of yor self

woa that bigger nigger is so1

kill that nigga

by Teddy November 22, 2004

X'ed

A variant of Punk'd, but a PG-13 version of the word, coined by Jamie Kennedy.

You see that sign over there? You've been X'ed. You're on my hidden-camera show, called The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (Oh, shit!)

by Teddy January 5, 2004