Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 03, 2003

bajawa

a slap across the face with a limp dick. the words comes from the sound that is made, "BAJAWA!!!!!!!"

I asked this chick to close her eyes to get a suprise, then i totally bajawaed her.

by Teddy June 04, 2004

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 03, 2003

The Dunn

When u can't or unable to cum, so when getting head u piss inside of your parthers mouth

OMFG did u just pull the dunn in my mouth!!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 13, 2004

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 03, 2003

starby

Slang term, by young urban professionals (AKA Yuppies) for a drink purchased at Starbucks.

"You forgot your coffee on the table...I don't know what I would do without my morning Starby!"

by Teddy February 17, 2005

Grimance

Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.

He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!

by Teddy June 16, 2004