Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Teddy

poon shine

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

poon shine by Teddy November 3, 2003

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

reverse emeril by Teddy November 3, 2003

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

Ham Sandwich by Teddy November 3, 2003

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

panty soup by Teddy November 3, 2003

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

elfdickism by teddy October 27, 2003

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie by Teddy August 27, 2003

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.