Teddy's definitions

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

X'ed

A variant of Punk'd, but a PG-13 version of the word, coined by Jamie Kennedy.

You see that sign over there? You've been X'ed. You're on my hidden-camera show, called The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (Oh, shit!)

by Teddy January 5, 2004