Ted's definitions

the chief

whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief

yup. now what?

by ted June 22, 2003

hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by Ted October 6, 2004

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

brushyourhair

bitches like to use the phrase "brush your hair"

Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair

by ted January 11, 2003

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

Yes Mate

A greeting.

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!

by Ted May 4, 2003

intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.

intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)

by ted August 15, 2004