malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.

Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.

by ted May 13, 2005

muckstain

short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!

Fuck this.

by ted November 12, 2003

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 08, 2004

M etallic A

The assholes who ruined file sharing on the Internet.

Metalica sucks dude! That midget drummer of they have is in front of the grand jury raisin hell about Napster. Damn rich rock star needs more money I guess! I've bought my last Metalica record

by ted December 13, 2003

Wab

one who illegally crosses the border into the U.S.,usually by way of Mexico.; border brother.

"dude this party is full of wabs.."

by ted September 23, 2003

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006