whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.

The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.

by ted June 14, 2003

kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'

Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye

by Ted July 28, 2004

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 09, 2005

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

by Ted March 13, 2003

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 07, 2003