pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus
this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore
by Ted May 04, 2004
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malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.
Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.
by ted March 20, 2005
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jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.
by Ted March 16, 2006
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MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.
I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.
by ted April 29, 2005
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kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.
In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.
by Ted January 27, 2005
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Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.
Vanderbilt is tres prep.
by Ted May 06, 2005
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the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.
a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
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