TeaInTheMoment's definitions

cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

singlisten

The act of intermittently singing and listening to a song during the lyrical parts as opposed to singing along.

I can't help singlistening to (insert name of your favorite band) whenever I hear them.

I wanted to sing along during the show but the lead singer was so good I ended up singlistening.

My vocal range is bad so I have to singlisten whenever I jam out in my car alone!

by TeaInTheMoment November 7, 2017

hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

sleepwait

The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.

1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here

by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017

nothing-burger

A phrase to describe reality TV shows with little in the way of actual content.

You guys have my full respect for watching the whole episode. I could NOT get through it because it was a nothing-burger.

by TeaInTheMoment June 27, 2017

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021