oof

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof
by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020
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Peopliars

A sub-group of humans who believe it's normal and natural to lie and be lied to and who are unremorseful and unrepentant regarding their lies.

A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
Once I stopped relying on people, my life got better but as I age and need more assistance, it seems I must decide between dealing with peopliars and being in pain.

Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
by TeaInTheMoment December 22, 2017
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day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.
I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
by TeaInTheMoment May 06, 2018
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notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
by TeaInTheMoment May 02, 2019
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Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.
Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.
by TeaInTheMoment January 19, 2021
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the neighbs

A shortened form of "the neighborhood".
I'm going for a quick stroll around the neighbs before it gets dark; wanna come?
by TeaInTheMoment September 03, 2018
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afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together
Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
by TeaInTheMoment October 15, 2021
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