afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together
Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
by TeaInTheMoment October 15, 2021
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narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
by TeaInTheMoment May 02, 2019
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notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
by TeaInTheMoment May 02, 2019
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Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.
Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.
by TeaInTheMoment January 19, 2021
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watchlisten

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.
Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017
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cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.
Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.
by TeaInTheMoment August 20, 2021
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Peopliars

A sub-group of humans who believe it's normal and natural to lie and be lied to and who are unremorseful and unrepentant regarding their lies.

A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
Once I stopped relying on people, my life got better but as I age and need more assistance, it seems I must decide between dealing with peopliars and being in pain.

Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
by TeaInTheMoment December 22, 2017
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