Definitions by TeaInTheMoment
real time chump
A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.
I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.
OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter
Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.
OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter
Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018
Peopliars
A sub-group of humans who believe it's normal and natural to lie and be lied to and who are unremorseful and unrepentant regarding their lies.
A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
Once I stopped relying on people, my life got better but as I age and need more assistance, it seems I must decide between dealing with peopliars and being in pain.
Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
Peopliars by TeaInTheMoment December 22, 2017
HAndroid
A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
watchlisten
Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛
Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.
Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛
Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.
Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
watchlisten by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017
singlisten
The act of intermittently singing and listening to a song during the lyrical parts as opposed to singing along.
I can't help singlistening to (insert name of your favorite band) whenever I hear them.
I wanted to sing along during the show but the lead singer was so good I ended up singlistening.
My vocal range is bad so I have to singlisten whenever I jam out in my car alone!
I wanted to sing along during the show but the lead singer was so good I ended up singlistening.
My vocal range is bad so I have to singlisten whenever I jam out in my car alone!
singlisten by TeaInTheMoment November 7, 2017
sleepwait
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
sleepwait by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017
Word of the Day on August 12, 2017
nothing-burger
You guys have my full respect for watching the whole episode. I could NOT get through it because it was a nothing-burger.
nothing-burger by TeaInTheMoment June 27, 2017