by TeaInTheMoment April 21, 2018

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
by TeaInTheMoment May 01, 2019

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.
This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!
Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?
I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!
Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.
Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?
I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!
Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.
Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha
Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha
Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

A sub-group of humans who believe it's normal and natural to lie and be lied to and who are unremorseful and unrepentant regarding their lies.
A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".
Once I stopped relying on people, my life got better but as I age and need more assistance, it seems I must decide between dealing with peopliars and being in pain.
Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.
by TeaInTheMoment December 22, 2017

Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛
Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.
Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛
Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.
Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍
by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018
