TeaInTheMoment's definitions

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

Peopliars

A sub-group of humans who believe it's normal and natural to lie and be lied to and who are unremorseful and unrepentant regarding their lies.

A portmanteau of the words "people" and "liars".

Once I stopped relying on people, my life got better but as I age and need more assistance, it seems I must decide between dealing with peopliars and being in pain.

Narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths are prime examples peopliars--lying to others is second nature to them.

by TeaInTheMoment December 22, 2017

watchlisten

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.

Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.

by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

sleepwait

The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.

1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here

by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017