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Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "
by Tbone August 1, 2005
Get the lipstick queen mug.If you are male, it refers to one of your testicles, usually the itchest or sorest. If you are female then it refers to one of your breasts, usually the smaller or most sensitive one. Using it in plural refers to both organs / glands.
"Don't even try to kick me in my undercutters, beyatch!" or "My right undercutter is really sensitive today! Don't fondle it so hard!"
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Get the garbage mug.Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!
I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!
by Tbone May 13, 2005
Get the bucking bronco mug.He is the former dictator and oppressor of Iraq. For twenty years he tortured and murdered people all over Iran and Iraq. Until the late 1980's he was seen as the lesser of two evils by the US compared to Iran. Then he tried to bite the hand that fed him. He got stomped. Twelve years later he got stomped again hiding and developing illegal weapons, the bad treatment of his people, being a general skid mark and dissing W (you don't diss W, he comes from Texas, they invented death and asskicking).
The French sided with him against the US, Britons, Aussies etc because He was the number one supplier of oil to France (it's all about the oil with those frogs). He sold oil to the French at really low prices in the oil for food program, however no food ever showed up, just cash for Saddam. Note: The French are the only nation to have their asses kicked by Algeria.
Other Europeans were against us because they were bullied by France and Germany with the threat of not being allowed into NATO.
Democrats just hate W and will do or say anything, no matter how dumb.
The Germans have had their asses kicked enough that not even the grand children of the once great German war machine are willing to fight for anything.
Nevertheless, no matter what those parties say W still sent in the boys to Ike Saddam and his Camel Droppings of an Army.
It is common for Frenchmen, Germans, some Europeans and De
The French sided with him against the US, Britons, Aussies etc because He was the number one supplier of oil to France (it's all about the oil with those frogs). He sold oil to the French at really low prices in the oil for food program, however no food ever showed up, just cash for Saddam. Note: The French are the only nation to have their asses kicked by Algeria.
Other Europeans were against us because they were bullied by France and Germany with the threat of not being allowed into NATO.
Democrats just hate W and will do or say anything, no matter how dumb.
The Germans have had their asses kicked enough that not even the grand children of the once great German war machine are willing to fight for anything.
Nevertheless, no matter what those parties say W still sent in the boys to Ike Saddam and his Camel Droppings of an Army.
It is common for Frenchmen, Germans, some Europeans and De
Saddam Hussein claimed to be a valiant warrior who will crush the American Army. Where is Saddam now? I guess he is only good for torturing little kids. Whatta douche.
by Tbone July 3, 2003
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