Tard's definitions

squinger

A person who is thought or known to be gay or into squinging

that dude aint no dude hes a squinger

by tard April 15, 2003

ethnic indeterminate

A person of an indetermanent background, usually Native American, who is often mistaken for many other ethnicities. Most often, Puerto Rican, Pakastani or Lebanese.

That person taking a picture outside of the bank is ethnic indeterminant. He may be a terrorist. I best call the police.

by Tard November 2, 2004

growler

a fit bird or one who would make you growl upon seeing her

Grrrrrrrr check the bubba's on that one, she's a right growler

by tard April 15, 2003

technol

If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.

Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!

by Tard January 27, 2004

freedom fries

'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.

Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!

by Tard July 29, 2003

dox

An anal commander

Holy crap jaff is such a dox

by tard June 3, 2003

Gyno-no-no

If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.

This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.

I was at the gyno, and did a little gyno-no-no right in his face!

by Tard November 9, 2004