Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 12, 2005

pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

by Tank February 20, 2003

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by Tank August 11, 2006

roll dex

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

by Tank May 24, 2004

roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

by Tank June 20, 2004

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank January 31, 2007

racketeer

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

by Tank January 07, 2005