Tangclock's definitions
Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
by TangClock April 16, 2009
Get the Five O'Clock Shadowmug. A phrase replacing "no doubt about it" used when mocking Canadians. This phrase ironically is used mostly by Canadians mocking the stereotype. This is perhaps the reason why Canadians are mocked; creating a vicious cycle.
Bob: "That there snow sure is high, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
by TangClock July 6, 2009
Get the no doot aboot itmug. The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
by TangClock April 16, 2009
Get the Five O'Clock Flairmug. Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shitmug. A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 6, 2009
Get the dick mustachemug. The original skin pigment of Caucasians. In the winter in cold areas of the world, it is required to bundle up in clothing to keep warm and are further away from the sun all season, thus less tanning. After prolonged periods of time away from the sun's rays, the skin returns to it's original color; Winter White.
Person 1: "Wow! Your tan is so even! How do you do it?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? I haven't been tanning. It's February! This is my winter white."
Person 2: "What are you talking about? I haven't been tanning. It's February! This is my winter white."
by TangClock July 26, 2009
Get the Winter Whitemug. Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
Get the Monitor Tanmug.