TZR's definitions
The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.
Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!
Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.
Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.
by TZR May 21, 2006
Get the signingmug. Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"
by TZR September 27, 2005
Get the guacage blockagemug. The sound a port-o-potty makes after it has been tipped, as a result of all the water and waste spewing out.
Hellraiser 1: That sploosh owned!!
Hellraiser 2: Nasty! It's all brown and yellow and shit! It smells horrible! C'mon let's get out of here!
Hellraiser 2: Nasty! It's all brown and yellow and shit! It smells horrible! C'mon let's get out of here!
by TZR July 6, 2005
Get the splooshmug. Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.
News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
by TZR October 15, 2009
Get the Balloon Boymug. A sweet all female glam metal band from the late 80's and early 90's. They have a bunch of great songs, but their only major hit is "Edge Of A Broken Heart".
Dude, I was listening to Vixen's album, Rev It Up, last night. It was so kick ass! Hard 16 is a fuckin' great song! Man, music was so much better back in the day, not like all this new pussy emo bullshit that is clogging the airwaves.
by TZR October 6, 2005
Get the vixenmug. "Wait, wait! I never had a chance to love you. Now I only wanna say I love you one more time..."
White Lion rules!
White Lion rules!
by TZR November 14, 2005
Get the White Lionmug. The act of tipping over a port-o-potty. It can be tipped on either of its four sides. It only requires one person to tip, but for better effects after sploosh delay, it would require 2 people; one to tip it on it's door side (face), and the other to hold open the door while it's going down. After it is down, fireworks can be thrown inside for an added thrill. One must be careful not to step in the waste which is expelled from the port-o-potty after sploosh delay has occured. If the port-o-potty is behind a fence at a construction site, most of the time, those fences can easily be torn down to gain access. One must leave the area immediately after the port-o-potty is down, for it is quite loud, and if one is systematically tipping them in alleys, the cops tend to be called...
Hellraiser 1: Holy shit dude, that one we tipped had the biggest sploosh ever!!!
Hellraiser 2: Oh shit, there was someone in there!! Let's get the fuck outta here!!!
Hellraiser 2: Oh shit, there was someone in there!! Let's get the fuck outta here!!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
Get the port-o-tippingmug.