TV Spunk's definitions

sez

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.

Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

raper

One who rapes. With a touch of humour.

This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

DBC

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.

Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

interweb

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

cnut

An early Viking king of England.

For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

tacit

This means that an obvious punchline has been left tacit

An example, in this case, would be frivolous. You either understand it, or you don't.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

nagaiutb

Acronym: Not as good as it used to be.

This dictionary is NAGAIUTB.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003