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Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020
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Science

Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming
by TROLLKING9001 August 28, 2020
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2020

By far the worst year since World War II. It will get better (I hope)

January: COVID conspiracies

February: COVID-19 reaches America

March: Lockdown in USA

April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA

May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases

June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd

July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.

August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters

September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.

October: TBD

November: TBD

December: TBD
You can already tell by the fires, the coronavirus, the protests, and the economic collapse that 2020 is the worst year since World War II.
by TROLLKING9001 September 15, 2020
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Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
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Math Homework

Bro! I have so much math homework tonight, but all my pencils are worn out.
by TROLLKING9001 November 5, 2020
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Donald Trump

The biggest sore loser in the history of the United States and the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

-One term
-lost popular vote twice
-Impeached twice
-Solely responsible for over 400,000 COVID-19 deaths
-Incited an attempted insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th 2021

And after all that, if you still support this orange faggot, you're a Nazi!
After seeing what happened at the US Capitol, I think we can all confirm that Donald Trump is the ABSOLUTE WORST president in all of United States History.
by TROLLKING9001 January 13, 2021
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Cheese

Unintentional game/level design that ultimately allows the player to beat a level or a section of a game much easier than if they were to beat it the intended way. (ex: mario maker levels)
This game has a lot of cheese. I can beat a level easier than if I were to go the normal way.
by TROLLKING9001 June 29, 2020
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