TOm's definitions

Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom August 3, 2008

dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 4, 2004

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

beey

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

by tom February 17, 2004

Zeeky H. Bomb

A character in "The Demented Cartoon Movie". Shows up at random times and causes nuclear explosions by saying "zeeky boogy doog!".

Reporter: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
...
Zeeky: "Zeeky boogy doog!"
(nuclear explosion)

by Tom January 17, 2004

Wang Cheddar

wang WANG waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNg w(wang)a(wang)n(wang)g(wang)
A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.

Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.

by tom October 6, 2003

meep

a barely peceptible sheen on the surface of a stringy substance in the light of dusk.

The word is used when describing edible trash removed from a dumpster for the purpose of dining.
"People have this perception that it's gross or dirty, but as long as you can see the meep, you won't get sick. It's a real feast".

by Tom June 17, 2006