Definitions by TOm

twist and shout 

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain

Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed

twist and shout by Tom December 9, 2004

Hugoesthere 

Synonym: Hugo

A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.

"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.

Hugoesthere by Tom December 9, 2004

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

hair pie by tom December 7, 2004

Dilly Whack 

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

Dilly Whack by Tom December 7, 2004

round file 

to thow out a ducument is put it in the round file

file a collection of ducuments

round file the useles ducuments in the trash can

what did you do with the bill

I put in the round file

round file by tom December 7, 2004

KiloTom 

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

KiloTom by Tom December 6, 2004

churchie 

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

churchie by tom December 4, 2004