TONY's definitions

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 1, 2003

popped a nugget

When pushing out a fart and accidentaly letting a small rounded chunk out shit escape with it.

Damn I'm gassy today...hang on gotta fart......awww shit I popped a nugget!!

by tony January 22, 2004

skoalgasim

The feeling you get when you take your first dip. Your head starts to spin, and you get light headed like a motherfucker. Usually resulting in a vomiting act.

The first dip I ever had reulted in a skoalgasim.

by Tony August 31, 2004