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Definitions by TOMDARAK

The Bern 

The feeling you get after voting for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.
Noah:"I should have voted for Tump!! Now I fell the Bern!!
The Bern by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Nigga Digga 

A white girl who is always trying to get black men to date her.
Man Andrea is such a nigga digga by hanging out in the hood.
Nigga Digga by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Strap on sex 

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.
Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
Strap on sex by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

The Pokémon Affect 

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

Redneck wrestling match 

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.
Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"
Not to be confused with the United States Department of Agriculture, it is the Universal Social Distancing Act (Est. March 19th, 2020)due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Micheal:"Hey what's up?"
Brody:"USDA!!"
USDA by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Trumpify 

To make great again. Name after the 45th President Donald J. Trump, it use in the way Trump made America Great Agian.
Mandy:"Why did you buy that junked car?
Nathen:"I'm Gonna Trumpify it!"
Trumpify by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020