Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020

Yotied

When something is killed and eaten by a coyote.

Looks like that elk got Yotied!

by TOMDARAK May 12, 2020

Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

Footback

A dog that has been fed so much food that it's back is a foot wide.

Hannah:"That dog was so cute!"
Avery:"It looked like a footback to me!"

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

USDA

Not to be confused with the United States Department of Agriculture, it is the Universal Social Distancing Act (Est. March 19th, 2020)due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Micheal:"Hey what's up?"
Brody:"USDA!!"

by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020

Strap on sex

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.

Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."

by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020

The Bern

The feeling you get after voting for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.

Noah:"I should have voted for Tump!! Now I fell the Bern!!

by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020