TOMDARAK's definitions

The Bern

The feeling you get after voting for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.

Noah:"I should have voted for Tump!! Now I fell the Bern!!

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 2, 2020

Yotied

When something is killed and eaten by a coyote.

Looks like that elk got Yotied!

by TOMDARAK May 12, 2020

Trumpohalic

Someone who is mentally and physically adiccted to President Donald Trump.

Caleb:"My grandma would not sleep last December."
Myles:"Why?"
Caleb:"Because She is a Trumpohalic!"

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

The Lil Dicky Affect

When you have your AirPods in Jaming to some Lil Dicky, and the Subway employee gets mad and throws your 12in at you.

Sorry I'm late, I just experienced the Lil Dicky Affect.

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020