TOM's definitions

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

Fawful

Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.

"OUCH! Hotness! It is the overheat!"

by Tom December 31, 2003

Panamanian

One of the most modern country in central America. Over 90% of the population can read and alot of people speak enlgish. Some of the most educated central american people. I would say infact the most. We dont come from the Tortilla Taco tribe...

Are you guys going to Panama to do some banking.

by tom June 22, 2004

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003

Damn Yankees

Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the goodYankee who came South to visit and left.

That Damn Yankee, John Smith, came south and stayed.

by Tom January 18, 2004

vaxi

when you clean your bell with bleach

it bloody hurt...

by tom November 25, 2003

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005