TOM's definitions

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 4, 2004

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

coolio

The "cool" guy on emuw and several other infamoust forums.

Everybody says "omg it's teh cool guy!!!1" when they see him

by Tom March 27, 2003

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004

twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.

have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

by Tom May 27, 2004