TOM's definitions

Ayumi Hamasaki

The Japanese equivalent to Madonna (which is no coincidence considering this is her idol). Ayu is Japan's Queen of Pop music. She has monopolized popular culture in japan today with not only her keen sense of style and fashion but also her hard work ethic. She is not only a JPOP star but has also branched out into ballads and trance through her numerous Cybertrance albums and Ayu-mi-Mix's. She appears in many magazines and on many shows including singing her hit "Evolution" for the New Millenium. Japan's most popular singer alongside JPOP king Gackt. Voice may not be as good as Utada Hikaru but sure has fantastic songs which are more uptempo.

Many songs such as Appears, Evolution, M (Maria)and Real Me. Great trance albums.

by tom January 16, 2004

spang

Generally bad, broken or otherwise ruined.

The server cluster went completely spang today and I had to spend hours fixing it.

by Tom May 27, 2004

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2004

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement

I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support

by Tom May 13, 2005

uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.

James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.

by Tom January 18, 2005