Definitions by TOM

Curtains 

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

Curtains by Tom May 2, 2003

twinkle 

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

twinkle by Tom May 2, 2003

Drippy Spunjj

Slang for a moist vagina. Common amongst teenagers and lesbians.

Bit of manga gets my spunjj nice and drippy!

Drippy Spunjj by Tom May 2, 2003

Coming Thwimming? 

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

Coming Thwimming? by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Grapes 

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

Bum Grapes by Tom May 2, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

Lactation by Tom May 2, 2003

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

Happiness by Tom May 2, 2003