Definitions by TOM

The Tean Corner 

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

The Tean Corner by Tom March 9, 2004

blato 

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

blato by Tom March 7, 2004

Dinkus 

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!

oh shit, she fucking dinkused me

Dinkus by tom March 6, 2004

Hot Beef Injection 

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

Hot Beef Injection by Tom March 5, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

Meat Thermometer by Tom March 5, 2004

blown out 

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

blown out by Tom March 5, 2004

dork 

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

dork by Tom March 4, 2004