cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd May 30, 2004

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 16, 2005

stupajew

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

by todd March 20, 2004

ezhar

a term to use when someone has a big nose.

person 1: whoa you have a ezhar

person 2: i know i have a big nose so shut up

by Todd May 18, 2004

Bella

A woman of beauty who lives on Sandusky who I love with all my heart.

Yadira is very bella. She is all mine though.

by Todd May 05, 2005

Icky

A Sticky situation as in problems between people/and or races.

"y0 shitz icky man...Fuck it"

by Todd November 21, 2003

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 16, 2005