moyd

Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable

(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"

by TNT May 26, 2004

preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 27, 2005

Bear Claw

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

by tnt May 02, 2003

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 06, 2016

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 02, 2003

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 02, 2003