27 definitions by TNT

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.