Cock Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
by tnt May 02, 2003
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Chocolate Pizza

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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Archnemesis

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival
TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world
by TNT November 18, 2004
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Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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Cold Lunch

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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Ballsacking

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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