Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Canine Specialmug. Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Cock Stuffingmug. v. intr. (see, its actually intansitive; you get effort points, i guess)
Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out
To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses
Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out
To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses
by TNT November 03, 2004
Get the Bitch outmug. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Cop's Delightmug. When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
by TNT June 25, 2004
Get the This One Time In 8th Grademug. A title bestowed by the forum stable keeper. It's given to people who are strong, noble, reliable and have four legs.
The current forumpaard is TNT
by TNT March 10, 2005
Get the forumpaardmug. Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the corkscrewmug.