27 definitions by TNT
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.