TNT's definitions

Cold Lunch

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Photo Finish

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...

Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!

by TNT June 25, 2004

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 5, 2016

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

High Tide

When making out with one's bitch, the sir places his hands on the bitch's leg and comes upward higher and higher until his hand fully encompasses the bitch's ass. The best situation that sir can do this is with a bitch in a maid outfit and a lacy skirt on the bottom.

I gave this bitch a high tide. Yah man!

by TNT June 25, 2004

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

by tnt May 1, 2003