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Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
by tnt May 1, 2003
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The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
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