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Photo Finish

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...
Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!
by TNT June 25, 2004
mugGet the Photo Finishmug.

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.
We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.
by tnt December 5, 2016
mugGet the screaming flamingomug.

Archnemesis

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival
TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world
by TNT November 18, 2004
mugGet the Archnemesismug.

Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
by tnt May 1, 2003
mugGet the Brown Baggingmug.

TNT

Popular explosive. Tri Nitro Toluene. Also a fairly popular Nickname, although the only true user of the TNT nickname comes from the Netherlands.
The A-team used TNT to blow stuff up.
Worship the Dutch true TNT.
by TNT November 18, 2004
mugGet the TNTmug.

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by tnt May 1, 2003
mugGet the corkscrewmug.

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
by TNT June 25, 2004
mugGet the This One Time In 8th Grademug.

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