TNT's definitions

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

Cock Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by tnt May 1, 2003

beer dick

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Photo Finish

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...

Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!

by TNT June 25, 2004

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 5, 2016

forumpaard

A title bestowed by the forum stable keeper. It's given to people who are strong, noble, reliable and have four legs.

The current forumpaard is TNT

by TNT March 10, 2005

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004