Definitions by TNT

Bear Claw 

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

Bear Claw by tnt May 1, 2003

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

beef curtain by tnt May 1, 2003

Ballsacking 

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

Ballsacking by tnt May 1, 2003

beer dick 

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

beer dick by tnt May 1, 2003

Chocolate Pizza 

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Chocolate Pizza by tnt May 1, 2003

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

Canine Special by tnt May 1, 2003

Cold Lunch 

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

Cold Lunch by tnt May 1, 2003