When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 02, 2003
by TNT June 25, 2004
A sexual massage\move performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your way up and over her ample tits. Where you go from there is up to you.
by TNT June 26, 2004
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
by tnt May 02, 2003
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
by tnt May 02, 2003
Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable
(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
by TNT May 26, 2004
Popular explosive. Tri Nitro Toluene. Also a fairly popular Nickname, although the only true user of the TNT nickname comes from the Netherlands.
by TNT November 18, 2004