27 definitions by TNT

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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
by TNT May 01, 2003
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Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival
TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world
by TNT November 18, 2004
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First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
by TNT May 01, 2003
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The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
by TNT May 01, 2003
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13
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by TNT May 01, 2003
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When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by TNT May 01, 2003
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