First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
by tnt May 01, 2003

When making out with one's bitch, the sir places his hands on the bitch's leg and comes upward higher and higher until his hand fully encompasses the bitch's ass. The best situation that sir can do this is with a bitch in a maid outfit and a lacy skirt on the bottom.
by TNT June 25, 2004

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 01, 2003

by tnt December 05, 2016

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
by tnt May 01, 2003

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...
Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!
by TNT June 25, 2004

by tnt May 01, 2003
