TJ's definitions

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

weird

to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater

I'm getting weird tonight.

by TJ November 12, 2004

BusMilk

When nerd people that ride the bus and get milk dumped on them because their losers.

I dumped some milk on this geeky kid with glasses the other day becasue he is gay

by TJ May 20, 2003

pook

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

by TJ February 23, 2004

jumpahoe

Anyone that likes to jump somebody in a fight as opposed to fighting 1 on 1 or at least tag teaming. Pretty self explanatory

Person 1: Megan is such a wack bitch, always jumping in people's fights

Person 2: Not surprised, jumpahoes will be jumpahoes

by TJ August 10, 2015

m10

as in m10 surfcrew from long island! can also be used to describe cool shit

1 that last one was sick! completely m10
2 your moms tits are fully m10
3 dont blame us cause the m10 surfcrew dogged your girl
4 this weed is m10 bro

by tj April 20, 2005

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

by TJ February 25, 2004