fonk

An Aussie acronym for the phrase "friend of no cunt"

Spalding wasn't very popular. In fact he was the biggest fonk any of them had ever met.

by Timmy March 25, 2003

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Flombie

Flombie or the plural Flombies is the combination of the Flood from HALO and the Zombies from Resident Evil 4. Started at 8:55 on Feb 21st 2005 by a group of insane idiots standing in the cold before school. Greg was the first to utter the word Flombie and then the term was immortalized when Tim put Flombie 4 Life on his Intro book.

Get out the shotguns the Flombies are coming.
Just because the Flombie head is off doesn't mean it's dead.

by Timmy January 21, 2005

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boatristic

feeling xtremely good about everything, or one thing in general, something overwhelimingly awsome, awsomeness to the highest power, complete awsomeness

holy crap that is boatristic man

by Timmy February 17, 2005

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arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

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diddley

1) Word used in place of general explicit language in order to soften the emotion of the language.
2) A person acting in a silly manor
3) An endearing way to address a friend
4) An omen of good fashion
5) One's genitalia

1) "What the diddley?"
2) "She's quite the diddley."
3) "Diddley, I love you."
4) "May the diddley be with you."
5) *pokes you in the diddley*

by Timmy October 27, 2002

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